#TrippleMouth

Imin hospital at the moment and the nurses just moved me into another ward. The reason at this late hour? The old biddy next to me is preparing for a colonoscopy tomorrow and I think she fainted while evacuating. They brought her back to the ward and she suddenly needed to go thought all three exits. As the nurses surveyed the meds I said “this is your true calling boys and girls”  Then she vomited 🤮 in my direction. They decided to move me. Fortunately the beds have wheels and so do the bedside cabinet.